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		<title>The Horse In My Bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 10:35:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sarah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Charlie horse]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m living in a hotel suite, which is all well and good. The kitchenette is perpetually clean whether I wash the dishes or not. The trash vanishes when I leave the place in the afternoon like magic. You know, it’s &#8230; <a href="http://www.vilemoods.com/2013/05/the-horse-in-my-bed.html">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>This Is Why Camera Phones Are Important</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 03:21:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sarah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve got to figure the chances of a celebrity sighting on the mean streets of Sydney’s Central Business District are slim to none. In New York, Letterman guests exit stage door within spit’s distance of your camera phone. In SoHo, &#8230; <a href="http://www.vilemoods.com/2013/05/1542.html">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Winter Is Coming&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.vilemoods.com/2013/05/winter-is-coming.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 01:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sarah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[speakeasy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In Australia! Ah, gotcha. You thought you were in for a Game of Thrones post. Well, stay with me on this one. The twists, turns, bloodlust and bare breasts in this tale will blow your mind, too! Ok, take that &#8230; <a href="http://www.vilemoods.com/2013/05/winter-is-coming.html">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Spam Can Be Fun!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:12:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sarah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[idiots]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Ann Marie Taft, Hope you don&#8217;t mind me publicly broadcasting your email address on my blog, but I wanted to show everyone your impeccable articulation. You left a rather memorable gem in the comments section of a recent post &#8230; <a href="http://www.vilemoods.com/2013/04/spam-can-be-fun.html">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Like, Literally, Totes Cray Sniff</title>
		<link>http://www.vilemoods.com/2013/04/crayfish.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 12:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sarah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[idiots]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.vilemoods.com/?p=1190</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Adults who say words like &#8220;snackies&#8221; when speaking to other adults make me want to Darth Vader their throat. I am perpetually amazed by the correlation between the way people speak and their ability to hold down grown-up jobs. If &#8230; <a href="http://www.vilemoods.com/2013/04/crayfish.html">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<link>http://www.vilemoods.com/2013/03/1475.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 13:07:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sarah</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is it just me, or are people suddenly beginning every sentence with &#8220;So&#8230;&#8221;? Is &#8220;so&#8221; the new &#8220;um&#8221;?]]></description>
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		<title>Batman is Real!</title>
		<link>http://www.vilemoods.com/2013/03/batman-is-real.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Mar 2013 21:14:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sarah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Rocks]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.vilemoods.com/?p=1445</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and he lives in the touristy section of Sydney, Australia! Ignorance is great, innit? All this time, I thought I’d get off the plane in Australia having been greeted by a talking kangaroo who would place a flowered lay around &#8230; <a href="http://www.vilemoods.com/2013/03/batman-is-real.html">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Capital Improvement de Muerte</title>
		<link>http://www.vilemoods.com/2013/03/muerte.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Mar 2013 15:37:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sarah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Apartment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Contractor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Edgar Allan Poe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hardware]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hardwood floors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[paranoia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tools]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.vilemoods.com/?p=1070</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(Originally published October, 2012) I’m writing to you from the corner of my kitchen floor where I’ve recently unearthed a healthy dose of paranoia. Some weeks ago, my husband and I made the executive decision to update our apartment starting &#8230; <a href="http://www.vilemoods.com/2013/03/muerte.html">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Hey, I&#8217;m Walkin&#8217; Here!</title>
		<link>http://www.vilemoods.com/2013/02/pedestrian.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.vilemoods.com/2013/02/pedestrian.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 14:59:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sarah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brisbane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[impatience]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.vilemoods.com/?p=1405</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s raining here in Queensland. Not &#8220;pissing down&#8221; enough to bother with an umbrella, but the kind of mist that makes you squint and feel like you&#8217;ve run a mile in a damp scuba suit. I ran a few errands &#8230; <a href="http://www.vilemoods.com/2013/02/pedestrian.html">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Mom, Where Do Joeys Come From?</title>
		<link>http://www.vilemoods.com/2013/02/kangaroopo.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 10:48:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sarah</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Australia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Relationships]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Caption Contest]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joeys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kangaroos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Koalas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Question: Who puts the &#8220;graphic&#8221; in National Geographic? Answer: Sexy kangaroos at the Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary in Brisbane, Australia. After carefully handling some baby koalas drugged up on eucalyptus and methamphetamines&#8230; &#8230;our group was escorted to a field of &#8230; <a href="http://www.vilemoods.com/2013/02/kangaroopo.html">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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