The NYC Subway token was phased out in the Spring of 2003 and the display screen on the turnstiles now all read “No Token”. Even if you had an old token, you couldn’t jam it into the slot anymore because the Metrocard has taken it’s place.

But, do you ever feel like the Metropolitan Transit Authority is fucking with you just because they can?

Such existentialism, Metropolitan Transit Authority. I took this as an invitation to jump the turnstiles.